Hung like Donkey Kong? Nigerian customs grabs donkey penises in transit to Hong Kong

by cheblogudo

From The Washington Post:

Nigerian officials have seized thousands of donkey penises that were about to be exported to Hong Kong, an official said on Thursday.

Sacks of the donkey male genitals were seized at the international airport in Lagos, Nigeria’s largest city, Sambo Dangaladima, the Nigeria Customs Service area commander, told reporters.

The consignment was “falsely declared … as cow male genitals (but) after due examination, my export officers discovered they were donkey male genitals,” said Dangaladima.

So many questions here, none of which are asked or answered in the WaPo article. Why are donkey dongs smuggled into Hong Kong? Who are the end users? Why is it legal to export cow genitals but not donkey ones? How could the customs officials tell the difference? Let us know in the comments.